Not since "I Love You, Man" have two (allegedly
hetero) men been so deeply, unapologetically in love as Holmes and
Watson in the new "Sherlock Holmes." "Old Cock" and "Mother Hen"
they call each other, respectively, lest there be any confusion
about the pecking order. And in keeping with the cinematic
traditions of the bromance, the alpha male, Holmes, expends a fair
amount of energy sabotaging his sidekick's pending nuptials, when
he's not too busy trying to save the world.
Robert Downey Jr.'s Holmes echoes Hugh Laurie's
Dr. Gregory House, the irascible, Vicodin-gobbling TV doctor based
on the legendary sleuth. Laurie has been brilliantly playing a riff
on Holmes for six years, any "House" fans that haven't yet realized
it will immediately recognize him in the new film. Luckily, Downey
is talented and charming enough that we soon forget about House and
join Holmes on a ripping adventure through the streets of London.
Screenwriters Michael Robert Johnson, Anthony
Peckham and Simon Kinberg do a nice job of dancing around Holmes'
legendary drug use. In a movie like "Sherlock Holmes" that strives
to launch a franchise, a coked-up hero is unacceptable. So instead
we get sly jokes about anesthetics that won't offend those too young
or dim to get them.
The movie bears all the hallmarks of a Guy
Ritchie film: the quick cuts, the violence, the convoluted plot,
seat-shakingly loud explosions. At times Ritchie's love of fast
edits and backtracks come together to suck the life out of the
story. On two occasions we see and hear Holmes plot a plan of attack
in slow motion, only to watch him execute it in fast-motion a moment
later. It's a too self-conscious attempt at crafting an iconic
moment that backfires. And enough with the ravens, we get it --
DEATH IS IN THE AIR!
In a statement posted Friday on
his Web site, Pacquiao claims that his character has been damaged
and tarnished by accusations he says are untrue.
"Enough is enough," Pacquiao said
in the statement. "These people, Mayweather Sr., Jr., and Golden Boy
Promotions, think it is a joke and a right to accuse someone wrongly
of using steroids or other performance-enhancing drugs. I have tried
to just brush it off as a mere pre-fight ploy but I think they have
gone overboard."
The proposed megafight between
Pacquiao and Mayweather is in danger because the sides have failed
to find a compromise to a dispute over blood testing. Promoter
Bob Arum declared the bout dead Thursday.
Arum had set a Thursday deadline
for an agreement on testing, the only issue not resolved for the
planned March 13 fight. But with the Mayweather camp still insisting
on using the
U.S. Anti-Doping Agency to conduct the tests, Arum said there
wasn't much left to discuss.
"These people think they are
doing the sport a great service. They are not," Pacquiao added. "To
Floyd, despite all these accusations, may your Christmas be merry
and I will see you in court, soon, too."
At the core of the dispute is the
insistence of the Mayweather camp of using Olympic-style drug
testing for the fight, even though both fighters have never been
linked to any performance-enhancing substances. Under Nevada
regulations, boxers are generally only tested just before the fight
and in the dressing room afterward, and only urine is given.
"I have instructed my promoter,
Bob Arum, head of Top Rank Inc., to help me out in the filing of the
case as soon as possible because I have had people coming over to me
now asking if I really take performance-enhancing drugs and I have
cheated my way into becoming the No. 1 boxer in the world," Pacquiao
said.
Mayweather's camp wants blood
tests that can find things urine tests can't, such as use of human
growth hormone, and they want them done by USADA from the time the
fight is signed until the fight is held. Pacquiao's side has agreed
to both urine and blood testing, but doesn't want testing
immediately before the fight because Pacquiao believes giving blood
so soon before a fight will weaken him.
Pacquiao's Web site states that
Mayweather's camp is "asking too many unrealistic and unprecedented
items on the bargaining table, including that of an Olympic-style
drug testing."
"I maintain and assure everyone
that I have not used any form or kind of steroids and that my way to
the top is a result of hard work, hard work, hard work and a lot of
blood spilled from my past battles in the ring, not outside of it,"
Pacquiao's statement said. "I have no idea what steroids look like,
and my fear in God has kept me safe and victorious through all these
years.
"Now, I say to Floyd Mayweather
Jr., don't be a coward, and face me in the ring, mano-a-mano, and
shut your big, pretty mouth, so we can show the world who is the
true king of the ring."
Tila Tequila To Be Surrogate Mom For Her Brother
Tequila says pregnancy is Christmas present to
brother
is
pregnant, the reality star claimed on herTwitterpage.
"BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: I am going to become a SURROGATE
MOTHER for my brother & his Wife!!!" she Tweeted.
The news comes as an early Christmas gift to her family – she says
she's already with child.
"That is my xmas present to them," she continued. "Im pregnant!!!!"
While the "A Shot At Love" star will have to abstain from her
favorite beverage for the next nine months, she seemed excited about
her baby news.
"THIS WIILL CHANGE HIS LIFE & MINE FOREVER!!!!!" she Tweeted.
Tila announced her
engagement to Johnson & Johnson heiress
Casey
Johnsonearlier
this month via her uStream account.
In other Tila news,
San
Diego Chargerslinebacker
Shawne Merrimanhas
sued Tila for copyright infringement, according to theSan
Diego Union-Tribune.
He reportedly alleged that the star posted photos of himself and his
"Lights Out" trademark on her Web site without permission. The suit
follows Tila's own lawsuit against the football star, which alleged
that he assaulted her as she attempted to leave his residence in
September 5. No criminal charges were filed over the alleged
incident due to insufficient evidence.
Much can change over the course of ten years. Tastes
evolve, trends disappear and emerge, technology advances, ideas
blend together, and theoretically, we keep moving forward by making
things better. The last decade of game development has seen some
remarkable changes, and if you think back to the type of games you
were playing at the end of 1999 compared to the ones occupying your
disc trays (or hard drives!) now,we've come a long way in such a
short time. Distilling a decade of development into ten choices is a
difficult task, and there's plenty of room for argument -- we've
made our 10 picks, feel free to suggest changes, additions or
subtractions in the comments below.
Why
It Was Influential:For
us traditional gamers,The
Simsprovided the
opportunity to screw around with digital people, building rooms
without doors (or bathrooms) and watching the digital nervous (and
digestive) system break down. It was a science experiment without
any controls or psychological repercussions. But for the millions of
people whose experience playingThe
Simswas the first
time they ever touched a video game, it was a chance to build
fantasy versions of themselves...what they'd like to be if money and
real-life social awkwardness were taken out of the equation -- a
different version of life that was more under control. A flurry of
expansion packs kept the fire burning, and prior to the splash
Blizzard would make a few years later,The
Simsabsolutely
dominated the PC gaming space.
Effects Still Felt Today:The
Simsestablished the
perfect mix of traditional and what would become to be known as
"casual" gaming, and it made an entire new segment of the population
more comfortable with the idea of playing games -- something
Nintendo would eventually capitalize on six years later in a
monumental way.
Why
It Was Influential: Electronic Arts
had decided not to throw its mighty support behind the Sega
Dreamcast, preferring to bet the farm on the PlayStation 2. This
meant that the only place to getMaddenfootball,
which was just emerging as a true cultural zeitgeist, would be on
Sony's new machine. Now, thanks to the rolling momentum of the
PlayStation, the PS2 would assuredly had been successful hadMaddennot
been exclusive...but its role in cementing the October 2000 launch
lineup cannot be understated. Television news crews were dispatched
to overnight launch lines across the country, lines that probably
wouldn't have existed based onFantaVisionandRidge
Racer Valone.
Some saw the value in PSone backwards compatibility and the DVD
player, but college kids scrounged up the nearly $400 (including the
game and a second Dual Shock 2) because they just had to have thatMadden.
Effects Still Felt Today: Seeing the true power of their
#1 franchise, Electronic Arts locked up NFL exclusivity in 2004 and
maintain that "competitive advantage" (i.e. monopoly) to this day.
Coincidentally, the PS2 went on to sell well over 100 million units
worldwide over the course of the decade, and Sega announced they
would cease production of the Dreamcast in early 2001, leaving the
hardware business entirely.
Why
It Was Influential: Credit where
credit is due, 1997'sGoldeneye007on
the Nintendo 64 broke first ground. But it wasn't until Microsoft
convinced Bungie to make their first-person shooterHalothe
cornerstone launch title for their Xbox that the industry started to
take console first-person shooters really, really seriously. This
epic space sci-fi shooter finally made the game pad a viable and
comfortable alternative to the PC's mouse-and-keyboard combo, it
made it okay to just have two weapons on hand instead of 10, and it
introduced us to perhaps the most iconic character of the decade:
the Master Chief. The game's multiplayer was incredibly popular,
even before Xbox Live made its debut: the concept of networked Xbox
machines running matches of Oddball prepped the battlefield forHalo
2,
which propelled online console gaming to new heights.
Effects Still Felt Today: TheHalofranchise
made a huge impact during the decade.Halo
2would establish
the matchmaking system as the most popular way to design online
shooters; the promise of
Halo
3combined
with Microsoft's year-long head start on Sony meant that the Xbox
360 would be massively successful (and while they waited forHalo
3, a little game calledGears
of Warwas
born in the interim), and slowly but surely, more FPS started to
gravitate to the console and away from the PC...Modern
Warfare 2's
changes to the PC version being a prime recent example. Sony never
had a strong answer toHaloand
were slow out of the gate on an online service, which could be
attributed as a reason why the PS3 currently lags behind the Xbox
360.
Grand Theft Auto III(2001)
-- Building a Better Sandbox
Why It Was Influential:It
was a matter of timing and technology. The PlayStation 2 was doing
well, but there was something...missing. That one game that defined
the system.Maddenwas
there,Final
Fantasy,Gran
TurismoandMetal
Gear Solidwould get
there soon enough. But in the meantime, the fumes kept building and
building andbuilding...until
Rockstar Games dropped the match:Grand
Theft Auto III. The first twoGTAgames
were lesser-known quantities: 2D top-down action romps through the
criminal underworld that were appreciated by those who "got it." But
when it switched to 3D,GTAseemed
to click with everyone. And how could it not? A playground where our
inner bad guy could come out and wreak guilt-free havoc, and as they
got into
Vice
CityandSan
Andreas,
Rockstar showed how you
could create a cohesive gaming world filled with biting (and
oftentimes sophomoric) social satire, flawed but appealing
characters, and killer licensed soundtracks.
Effects Still Felt Today:Two
simple words: "open world."Grand
Theft Autoderailed
the action game, and suddenly we were free to go wherever we want
and do (almost) whatever we wanted. A legion of imitators followed
suit -- some of which put their own spins and improvements on the
idea -- and an entirely new genre was born. The game's unreserved
takes on violence and sex, however, madeNight
TrapandMortal
Kombatseem like
Saturday morning fare, and the mainstream media would start usingGTAas
the prime example (read: easy scapegoat and talking point) whenever
something bad would happen in the world. As Rockstar pushed the
boundaries of taste and society wrung its collective hands over the
alleged effects on our nations' youths, it inadvertently made the
concept of moral choice an issue video games would start addressing
in their stories.
Why
It Was Influential:Technology
drives games, and games drive technology. So it was with Valve'sHalf-Life
2, the long-awaited sequel to the groundbreaking 1998
first-person shooter. Built using the flexible and hopefully
long-lasting Source engine,Half-Life
2was an epic
adventure through a fully realized world of oppression. By putting
us once more into the slightly nerdy glasses of a silent
protagonist, Valve set new standards for game narrative that were
dependent on direct interaction with the environment -- instead of
experiencing the story through cinematics, the entire experience was
cinematic in itself. But content aside,Half-Life
2was the
all-important catalyst for Valve's new Steam initiative, bringing
the phrase "digital distribution" to the forefront. A rocky launch
plagued by technical issues wasn't the best foot forward, but the
kinks got ironed out, and today it's Valve, not Microsoft, who's
leading the way in the PC gaming space.
Effects Still Felt Today:Next
time you're in your local electronics retailer, take a gander at the
PC section...it's not what it used to be. The mentality of
downloading games directly to your PC's hard drive is paving the way
for the same thing to happen on the game consoles. And with
Microsoft continuing to drop the ball on some sort of unified PC
gaming initiative, players are pretty pleased with Steam's
convenience and its sense of community.
Ultima
OnlineandEverQuest,MMORPGs were seen as solely the realm of the unfairly
labeled "nerds"...stat hounds and fantasy fanatics. But it was
Blizzard'sWorld
of Warcraftthat
made that first "M" truly something massive. It's weird if you think
about one game with orcs, warriors, and elves being more popular
than another game also featuring orcs, warriors, and elves, but
Blizzard's artistic approach toWoWhad
a friendly and inviting Disney-esque quality to it -- it also didn't
hurt being based on one of the most popular PC franchises of all
time. The player base skyrocketed, which meant that development and
support teams expanded, and the world of Azeroth evolved
dramatically as Blizzard provided regular new content and balance
adjustments. Everyone knows at least one person who canceled their
account only to reactivate it when the two expansions kept the party
going.
Effects Still Felt Today:Five
years later,WoWis
still going strong. The third expansion,Cataclysm,
is currently under development and will dramatically change the face
of the game's "old world," which players have been accustomed to
since the launch in 2004. It's also made a surprising impact on
popular culture, with celebrities freely admitting that they've
rolled characters, and an entire episode of South Park was based on
the game.WoWis
such a juggernaut, other MMO developers and publishers need to think
long and hard about their business strategy.
Why
It Was Influential:On
paper, the Nintendo DS is fairly absurd. A portable gaming device
with two screens, one of them touch-sensitive, that will instantly
be competing with the Game Boy Advance juggernaut. Many wrote it off
as an impending hardware disaster on par with the Virtual Boy. But
what we didn't know was that deep within the walls of their
headquarters in Kyoto, Japan...Nintendo president Satoru Iwata had a
plan.Super
Mario 64,Mario
Kart,Castlevania...these
traditional games would have no problem selling to the gamers
already eager and willing to buy them. But it was going to take
something else, something completely different, to capture the
attention of people who have never played a video game in their
life. That something wasBrain
Age, a test of cognitive rapid reaction marketed as some sort
of enjoyable science. Its eventual massive success fueled DS sales
for years to come and ushered in the era of the "non-game,"
lifestyle software designed to appeal to a much broader audience.
Effects Still Felt Today:The
dominance of the DS and the unimaginable death of the Game Boy
brand, the casual-friendly business strategy driving the success of
the Nintendo Wii, the glut of 3rd-party shovelware lifestyle games,
and the cries of spurned and self-described "forgotten" Nintendo
fans who curse the names ofBrain
Age,Nintendogs,
andWii
Fit.
Why
It Was Influential:What
Konami'sGuitar
Freaksgot wrong,
RedOctane got right...it's all about the music.Guitar
Hero's approach wasn't just about being a rhythm game, it was
about turning you into that rock 'n roll god that you wanted to be
since high school. (Or while currently in high school.) Hitting the
notes at the right time was an important part of the game, but when
you missed it you weren't disappointed over the lack of points, you
were disappointed about the missing screech of the solo.
Fantasy-fulfillment is a primary reason why we all play games, andGuitar
Hero's pitch perfect execution launched an entire
micro-industry that not only influenced video games, but the music
industry as well.
Effects Still Felt Today:Music
games are everywhere, for better or worse. Peripheral-based gaming
is currently peaking thanks to the heated rivalry between Electronic
Arts/Harmonix and Activision/Neversoft. Artists are choosing to
debut new music overRock
BandandGuitar
Hero, while others are reaching back into their recorded and
live catalogs in an attempt to get a piece of the action. The amount
of plastic instruments some of us have in our living rooms is
alarming (as is the cumulative amount spent on downloading
additional songs), so we'll have to see how much longer the show can
go on.
Why It Was Influential:As
the GameCube limped to a regrettable finish, many speculated that
much like Sega at the beginning of the decade, this was Nintendo's
last hurrah as a hardware manufacturer. Oh, how wrong these people
were. Their success with the DS proved that their "blue ocean"
approach (that is, cultivating a new audience) was viable, so they
needed something similar to shake off the "disappointment" of the
GameCube. At the 2005 Tokyo Game Show, the world found out why
Nintendo codenamed their new project "Revolution" -- a simple remote
control that detected 3D motion. The first images pf the controller
get-up were stunning...in that "they
have completely lost it" sort of way. But early reports about a
functioning version of
Metroid
Prime2were
almost entirely positive. ButMetroidwasn't
even close to "blue ocean," so something else was in order:Wii
Sports. A collection of mini-games that highlighted the
features of the motion control was included with every single Wii
system sold in the United States. For many months after its 2006
launch, it was nearly impossible to find a Wii system on store
shelves because the buzz aroundWii
Sports' bowling game --bowling,
if you can believe it -- was everywhere in the mainstream media. The
interactivity and novelty ofWii
Sportsresonated
with children, adults, grandparents...regardless if they knew what
"Nintendo" was. As such, it was the most important pack-in game of
all time.
Effects Still Felt Today:If
somebody told you in 2004 that Nintendo would be back in first
place, comfortably ahead of Sony's PlayStation 3, the ensuing fit of
laughter and derision would have been legendary. But here we are in
2009, with both Microsoft and Sony furiously at work on their own
motion controller technology in an effort to claim some of the pie.
Longtime Nintendo fans are still dealing with abandonment issues
(despite the promise of moreMario,Metroid,
andZelda),
and sales of the Wii have cooled significantly during this economic
downturn, but for now, Nintendo's in the driver seat.
Why
It Was Influential:For
the better portion of the decade, the online shooter was Bungie's
world, and we were just living in it. But then a funny thing
happened on the way to Normandy -- in 2007, Infinity Ward decided
that the curtains should fall on WWII as a theater of combat, and it
was time for warfare to be a bit more modern.Call
of Duty 4's single-player campaign was a tightly scripted
nuclear blast of an experience, but it was the game's multiplayer
that started to shift the balance of power from Master Chief to
"Soap" MacTavish. Infusing it with a reward system that doled out
experience and player upgrades at a perfectly-tuned pace was a
master stroke by Infinity Ward, and millions of FPS players were
kept firmly attached to the teat. It was as simple as visually
displaying the "+10" for every successful kill...a constant sense of
progression and growth.
Effects Still Felt Today:Modern
Warfare 2has sold
over six million copies just months after its release. The
experience-based multiplayer system is making its way into more and
more online shooters, and while it can be argued that tolerating the
averageCODplayer
exercises the limits of human patience, the power ofModern
Warfareis such that
Microsoft did not feel the need to put out a first-party game this
holiday season -- it isthegame
to own for the Xbox 360.
Honorable Mention
Phantasy Star Online(Dreamcast,
2000): The first serious instance of viable online console gaming.
Battlefield 1942(PC,
2002) -- WhatGTAwas
to the single-player sandbox,Battlefield
'42was to the
multiplayer.
Animal Crossing(GameCube,
2002) -- Nintendo was way ahead of the "social gaming" curve.
Geometry Wars: Retro
Evolved(Xbox
360, 2005) -- A strong opening statement for small downloadable
games.
The latest addition to a Sterling, Conn., farm
has the markings of one divine bovine.
When one of the cows at Brad
Davis and Megan Johnson's farm gave birth on Dec. 1, the calf
had an unusual marking,
the Norwich Bulletin reports. A white cross on its
head.
Davis didn’t notice it at first, but there was no
missing it once the calf’s coat dried.
“I almost fell over,” Davis, 45, told the
Bulletin. “I felt like I should be on my knees.”
Brittany Murphy's Husband: My World Was Destroyed
Murphy had laryngitis in days before death, husband Simon Monjack
says
Coroners completed an autopsy of Brittany Murphy's
body Monday, saying they will defer announcing the results until
toxicological and neurological tests are performed on the actress,
whose shocking death Sunday stunned the entertainment community as
well as Murphy's friends and family.
Murphy, 32, collapsed in the shower of the West
Hollywood home she shared with Simon Monjack, a British
screenwriter, on Sunday and was pronounced dead two hours later at
Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.
that
until Murphy was found unresponsive, it had been a "regular day" and
that nothing was wrong with his wife but a mild case of laryngitis.
"[Her mother] Sharon went into the bathroom because
she had been in there a long time. Her mom screamed for me and I
ran. Then I called 911," Monjack said Monday afternoon
"My world was destroyed yesterday," Monjack said.
Assistant chief coroner Ed Winter told the Associated Press the
actress' death likely stemmed from natural causes and that there
were no signs of foul play. The flu-like symptoms associated with
the laryngitis could've contributed to the death, Winter said, but
no determination will be made for four to six weeks.
The coroner's office will also contact Murphy's personal doctor for
her medical history to find out more about the prescriptions before
it releases the cause of death, the AP reported. The Hollywood
stunner's weight loss in recent years sparked rumors of eating
disorder or drug use, which she denied.
Murphy's family and friends showed an outpouring of support for the
young starlet
Murphy's ex-boyfriend Ashton Kutcher, who co-starred
with her in “Just Married,” Tweeted, "see you on the other side kid
... 2day the world lost a little piece of sunshine. My deepest
condolences go out 2 Brittany's family, her husband, & her amazing
mother Sharon."
Funeral arrangements have not been announced, he
said.
The actress’ estranged father, Angelo Bertolotti, told The
Associated Press he learned of her death from his son, the actress's
brother.
"She was just an absolute doll since she was born," Bertolotti said.
"Her personality was always outward. Everybody loved her — people
that made movies with her, people on a cruise — they all loved her.
She was just a regular gal."
Murphy was best known for her roles in "Clueless," "Don't Say a
Word" and "8 Mile." She also lent her voice to Fox's "King of the
Hill" and played Gloria the penguin in the animated feature "Happy
Feet."
The starlet also dabbled in music, collaborating in 2006 with
superstar DJ Paul Oakenfold on the club hit, "Faster Kill Pussycat."
She recently returned to making movies after a three-year break and
told Access Hollywood that she and her husband, Monjack, hoped to
start a family in the coming year.
She is due to appear in Sylvester Stallone's upcoming film, "The
Expendables," set for release next year.
Alyssa Milano, who went overseas with Murphy to boost soldiers’
morale, Tweeted: “Brittany Murphy and I did a USO Tour together in
2003. She was a sweet soul, with a lot of talent and heart."
Frankie Muniz, Kathy Najimy and
Jessica Simpson were also among other stars who tweeted their
reaction’s to Murphy’s death.
BEIJING (AP) — Hollywood directorJames
Cameronurged
China to open its doors to more foreign films, arguing it would
boost the local cinema industry after the WTO ruled Beijing was
illegally restricting movie and other media imports.
In Beijing to promote his latest sci-fi
extravaganza, "Avatar," Cameron said Wednesday that China's
breakneck economic growth meant it no longer needed measures to
protect its film industry.
"China's economy is expanding very, very rapidly. And I think the
feeling right now is that perhaps it doesn't need to be protecting
itself quite as much," Cameron, the director of blockbusters that
include "Terminator 2: Judgment Day" and "Titanic," told reporters.
"Chinese filmmakers are very strong ... they're highly respected."
The Chinese government protects local films by limiting the number
of film imports on a revenue-sharing basis to 20 a year, a quota
that effectively limits Hollywood blockbusters to 20 slots annually.
These and other restrictions have been a key complaint by Western
countries, who say that China's rapid rise as a trade power has been
in part aided by unfair policies that boost sales of Chinese goods
abroad while limiting imports into its market.
"I think that by opening the doors in China to other filmmakers, it
will raise the entire film industry in China," Cameron said. "It
will get people more excited, there will be more seats, more
cinemas, more excitement about the cinema-going experience, which
will also raise the Chinese filmmakers' ability to play their
films."
On Monday, a World Trade Organization panel upheld a ruling in a
case brought by the U.S. government that China was obstructing trade
by forcing foreign suppliers to distribute movies, music and books
through state-owned companies.
China expressed disappointment at the decision but gave no immediate
sign whether it could keep trying to defend the controls.
The WTO case focused on complaints by groups representing music
labels such as EMI and Sony Music Entertainment, publishers
including McGraw Hill and Simon & Schuster and Hollywood studios
Warner Bros., Disney, Paramount, Universal and 20th Century Fox. The
groups say the Chinese rules cost them tens of millions of dollars
each year inlostbusiness
opportunities.
China's box office is booming, but
still comparatively small compared to the U.S. market. Government
statistics show that revenues surged from 920 million yuan in 2003
to 4.3 billion yuan ($630 million) in 2008 — compared to $9.8
billion in the U.S. last year.
"Avatar" is a special-effects heavy space fantasy starring Sam
Worthington andZoe
Saldanathat
combines an inter-species love story with human-alien
conflict over natural resources on a distant planet in the 22nd
century. The film opens in Chinese cinemas in 2-D and 3-D in
January.
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After spending a good portion of his Christmas Day in
an Aspen, CO, jail on domestic violence charges, "The Insider" can
confirm thatCharlie
Sheenis
no longer behind bars.
According to the Pitken County Sheriff's Office, just
before 7 p.m. local time Judge James Boyd informed Sheen that he
would be released from jail and must return to Aspen on February 8,
2010 to face the judge in court. Sheen posted an $8,500 bond.
At approximately 8:30 in the morning, officers responded to a 911
call at 320 West Hallam Street and arrested the "Two and a Half Men"
star for second degree assault, a class four felony; menacing, a
class five felony; and criminal mischief, a class one misdemeanor.
All charges are coupled with a domestic violence component. Sheen is
married to Brooke Mueller.
In response to the incident, Sheen's rep told "The Insider,""Do not
be mislead by appearance. Appearance and reality can be as different
as night and day. It would benefit everyone not to jump to any
conclusion."
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Over
the years, we've shown various ways that police officers are using
technology in their daily work routines.
Cameras in cars, cameras on earpieces, taser
guns, that sort of thing. Now, citizens can arm themselves with
neighborhood crime stats, by touching their smartphone screen.
A
new, free app called Crime Reports uses crime data, GPS, and
Google maps to track everything and everybody in your
neighborhood, district, and city, laying out all the crime going
down in your area.
As used by the
San Jose Police Department, in the heart of
Silicon Valley where so many of the technologies behind it
were invented, the app collects data on robberies, car thefts,
assaults, all sorts of crimes, and lets you find out where and
when they happened on your GPS-powered phone. The information
offered in other cities depends on what data is provided by local
agencies, but more than 600 agencies participate across the
country.
The app is currently available on the
Apple iPhone; the makers of Crime Reports tells us they're
working on other platforms, too.
Want to find out where the sex offenders live
in your area? Or, why six cop cars were stopped on 14th Street a
few nights ago? Crime Reports can tell you. Slide your finger
into a new neighborhood, and the local crime stats follow you.
You can compare neighborhoods, or, what most
people did when we showed them the app, find out how many sex
offenders are living in which neighborhoods.
One woman we asked grabbed the phone out of my
hand, found her own cul-de-sac within a few touches, stared for a
minute, and then handed me the phone with a smile, saying, "I
picked a pretty good place to live."
Eventually, officers say they'd like the app to
be a two-way street, where citizens can report incidents in their
neck of the woods, and, as the app updates itself, both other
residents and nearby officers could see what's going on as it's
being reported.
According to Steven DiNoto of the SJPD, the
app works because "you can get accurate and timely data, in a
common language between officers and community members."
Not to mention a good conversation starter, no
matter what neighborhood you're in at the time.
Burying "Jersey Shore"
“SNL” and Alyssa Milano fight back against crude reality series –
with humor
Saturday
Night Live"
was in its toddler years,Dan
Aykroydpuffed
out his chest during a takeoff of "Saturday Night Fever" and
declared, "This is the life! To be young, stupid and have no future.
I loveBrooklyn!"
It was a laugh line then. Today, just
substitute "New Jersey" for "Brooklyn" and you've got the motto of "
Jersey
Shore,"
the decidedly unfunny MTV reality show offensive to many Italian
Americans and just about anyone turned off by young people acting
stupidly.
The best way to deal with this weekly, hour-long
salute to tanning, partying and inarticulateness is not to watch.
The second best way, given that the general public is drawn en masse
to televised train wrecks, is to bury "Jersey Shore," not with
outrage, but with humor.
Case in point: The latest "SNL"
featured Bobby Moynihan in drag playing Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, a
young woman whose major claim to celebrity is getting
“I am queen of the guidettes!” Moynihan/Snooki proclaims, in a line
that, sadly, could have come straight from "Jersey Shore."
A less outrageous, but more
pointed parody is provided courtesy of actress
Alyssa
Milanoin
a video posted Monday on "Funny or Die," which is becoming to the
Internet what "SNL" is to TV when it comes to quick-turnaround
satire.
We watch the beautiful "Charmed" actress, via a
time-lapsed camera, transform into a primped, painted princess out
of "Jersey Shore" with a slather of fake tan makeup, hair extensions
and Photoshop-enhanced boobs and butt. In just over a minute, she's
turned into a manufactured commodity, a literal picture of vapidity
that's taped above a bar urinal.
Milano doesn't utter a word during the video, which cleverly tears
apart a show about as subtle as, well, a punch in the face.
“No wonder our perception of Jersey is distorted,” reads the title
card at the end of the short, titled, “Alyssa Milano’s Evolution:
Jersey Shore.”
Saturday Night Fever," of course, was a fictional tale, even if it
captured some truth about Brooklyn in the late 1970s. But amid the
glitz, dancing and music that ignited the disco explosion, the film
ultimately proved a sad story of young lives at a premature dead
end.
The movie offered a far more realistic portrayal than the alleged
reality of "Jersey Shore," which chooses ratings-friendly
exploitation over serious exploration.
But enough of the depressing stuff: check out Milano's video below,
as well as then-and-now bits from "SNL" (and yes, that is O.J.
Simpson in the 1978 "Samurai Night Fever" sketch):
Wutz Comin' Soon?
Ludacris gives away cars to contest winners
By: JONATHAN LANDRUM JR
The Associated Press
Talk
about a one-man stimulus package: Grammy-winning rapper Ludacris
has given away 20 cars to people who wrote about their struggles
to keep their jobs for a lack of wheels of their own.
Ludacris said he was taken aback after reading thousands of essays
by people struggling or unable to buy cars needed to get to and
from work or find jobs. The 31-year-old rapper felt he could step
in and move them ahead, partnering with a suburban Atlanta
dealership for Sunday's giveaway.
"People are getting laid off, and now are looking for jobs,"
Ludacris said. "To be efficient, you need some transportation of
your own to get there. That's why I wanted to give back to those
who need it."
Each of the used vehicles included free gas for 30 days. Winning
contestants were responsible for tags, registration, tax and
insurance. About 4,000 contestants submitted a 300-word essay to
the rapper's foundation, explaining why they deserved a car.
One of the most touching stories Ludacris read was by Mading Duor.
Duor described how he moved to the United States six years ago
after his mother, father, and five brothers and sisters were
killed in Sudan. The man also wrote that a son was killed by a
drunken driver in Atlanta a few years back.
"His story touched my heart," Ludacris said. "He's endured so much
in his life and he's still here standing. I'm very proud to have
helped him."
Duor, 33, has been able to keep a steady job at a school, but each
day he felt stressed about how he was going to get to work. No
longer.
"I'm so happy, that I'm nervous," said Duor, who won a Nissan
Maxima. "When I look at my new car, I say to myself, 'Is this
really happening?'"
Crystal Beauford, a single mother who used to ride the bus to two
jobs and school, now has a Saturn Ion. The 26-year-old college
student doesn't know how to drive the stick-shift vehicle, but
said she'll learn.
"This is going to help me out so much," Beauford said. "It's a
blessing."
Ludacris won Grammys for Best Rap Album for "Release Therapy" and
Best Rap Song for "Money Maker."
DJ AM service attendees recount 12-step meeting
By: NATALIE ROTMAN The Associated Press
Attendees
at a service for DJ AM say hundreds of friends gathered at the
unique memorial fashioned after a 12-step meeting.
Several guests said
attendees participated in the open 12-step process used by
recovering addicts in programs such as Alcoholics Anonymous. They
requested anonymity because of the nature of the meeting.
Celebrities seen coming and going from the service at the
Hollywood Palladium included Lindsay Lohan, Robert Downey Jr.,
John Mayer and others
DJ AM, whose real name is Adam Goldstein, was found dead last week
in New York. Police officials say pills that appeared to be the
powerful painkiller OxyContin were found in his stomach and
throat.
Goldstein was a recovering addict working on a reality show to
help fellow addicts. He survived a plane crash in South Carolina
last year.